k-k-kick it
I think sometimes people forget how much the world likes to troll you. I honestly believe in a greater being outside of our universe that sends out monsters in forms of everyday household items that will fuck with you in anyway possible. I call them my monsters. Luckily, I spotted some of my favorite (most hated) ones…
The disappearing sock monster.
The toe destroyer.
The onion bully.
And my most hated troll of all time…
Fuck you, never replaced toilet paper roll.
