k-k-kick it
Tonight, I decided I can cross “robber” off my list of my potential career paths.
Mission: Retrieve phone charger and toothbrush from my mom’s room without waking her up.
+10pt: Open door quietly
-20pt: Knock over water bottle, pen, lampshade while reaching for charger
-5pt: Bump head on the edge of the bed
-2pt: Realize I bumped my head harder than expected. Forehead is sore to touch.
-100pt: Get bulky sweater caught on the light switch and flick the light on
+2pt: “My bad, mom. Good night” Turn lights off.
+5pt: Leave room with charger.
-500pt: Realize I didn’t get my toothbrush.
Fuck.
