k-k-kick it
You know what I realized is really odd? When people are talking about dreams, they always start out their stories, “I had the CRAZIEST dream last night.” Psycho clowns chasing them, a castle made of scratch-and-sniffs, best friends with Harry Potter… It’s like a known fact that if you have a dream, it’s crazy.
Well I have a crazy dream for ya:
I got dressed, went to class, had a sandwich for lunch, went back to my dorm, and surfed the internet…
Judging by how NORMAL the dream was, this has to be the scariest and craziest dream I’ve ever had. Woke up with a cold sweat.
