k-k-kick it
12- the total hours I slept last week
6- people yelling on my dorm floor, “WTF CANADA!!!!!!!”
18- problem sets left to do today
3- incredibly interesting ways learned in my Materials in Weapons seminar to make steel weapons stronger:
- throwing an infant into the molten to create more phosphorus
- quenching the steel with a 5-year old, red-headed boy’s urine
- quenching the newly-made, still hot sword by stabbing it through a slave
40- minutes spent sitting in the study lounge trying to research why a 5-year old, red-headed boy’s urine is significant
2- number of times I covered my laptop screen while researching the above because I didn’t want the people passing by thinking I’m a pedophile
1- realizing my search history will have several variations of “quenching with red-headed boy’s urine”
fail.
