k-k-kick it
Whenever I am sitting down and eating something or holding an object, if I accidentally drop it, it always seems to land right at the crotch area.
I don’t know if my body has some sort of vortex at that area where it likes to attract all falling objects (lolthat’swhatshesaid), or if god just finds it hilarious to put me in these awkward situations where I have try to get the fallen object without looking a creep.
Nonetheless, those situations always seem to end like this:
LOL.
